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Are you man enough?
Let me paint you a picture….. You feel some discomfort in your stomach, is that a bowel movement coming on? hmm, better find a bathroom. You make your donation to the porcelain gods, drop the browns off at the super bowl, drop a little Bill Cosby. Whatever you want to call it. It all comes down to one thing. How big was that turd? Huge!!!! How do you feel? Proud!!! Now I wouldn’t consider myself a philosopher, but I find it very intriguing that when a man takes an enormous shit, he is proud. Im no exception. Was I proud when I looked in the toilet and saw that I laid a solid fourteen inches of brown highway on the best buy toilet? you’re god damn right I was. Does that shit I took make me more of a man than say… someone who has only taken a 8” turd? You better believe it. THIS ISNT MY POOP BELOW, but I feel mine was equal size, if not a bit more girthy.
